Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercials … Listen Now!

I just heard a Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad on the radio (“Mr. Cargo Pants Designer … is that a banana in your pocket?”), and it reminded me of the fact that there IS no better ad campaign in history than Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” (formerly known as “Real American Heroes”) radio ads. They are pure brilliance!

If you’re like me, you’ll bookmark this entry. Then, whenever you need a lift… have a few minutes to kill… or just need a good laugh… you’ll find great pleasure in hearing these ads over and over again.

Following are the full-length .mp3’s for many of the Bud Lite Real Men of Genius ads.

Why not crack open your own bottle of Bud Light, sit back and relax while you listen to these full-length commercials online. I promise, they’ll make you laugh out loud every time you listen to them!


Bud Light Real Men of Genius radio ads

Let’s start with some of my personal favorites:

1. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer59. Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
2. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer60. Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
3. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy61. Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
4. Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor62. Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
5. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer63. Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
6. Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker64. Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
7. Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 1265. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
8. Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter66. Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
9. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper67. Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller
10. Mr. In The Car Nose Picker68. Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
11. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper69. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
12. Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor70. Mr. Taxi Cab Over-Accessorizer
13. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer71. Mr. Raise The Net Before They Kick The Field Goal Guy
14. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer72. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
15. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer73. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
16. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer74. Mr. Radio Traffic Announcer Guy
17. Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer75. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
18. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer76. Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer
19. Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher77. Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
20. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer78. Mr. Centerfold Picture Retoucher
21. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer79. Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman
22. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor80. Mr. Sad Country Song Songwriter
23. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)81. Mr. Selfless Club Hopping Dude
24. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy82. Mr. Professional Sports Leg Cramp Rubber Outer
25. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter83. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
26. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer84. Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner Outer
27. Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper85. Mr. Parade Float Driver
28. Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer86. Mr. Office Party Over Hugger
29. Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer87. Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
30. Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker88. Mr. Indie Band Member
31. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor89. Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
32. Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor90. Mr. Giant Pocketknife Inventor
33. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer91. Mr. Forgot Her Birthday Man
34. Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy92. Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
35. Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller93. Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
36. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy94. Mr. Blue Aluminum Bottle Maker
37. Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater95. Mr. Baseball Encyclopedia Guy
38. Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member96. Mr. Airline Meal Chef
39. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic97. Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
40. Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller98. Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
41. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper99. Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
42. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer100. Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
43. Mr. Major Highway Line Painter101. Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
44. Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy102. Mr. Philly Cheese Steak Maker
45. Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman103. Mr. Doggy Day Spa Operator
46. Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy104. Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
47. Mr. Pet Toy Designer105. Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy
48. Mr. Airport Baggage Handler106. Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
49. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer107. Mr. Chazz Michael Michaels
50. Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor108. Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
51. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy109. Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
52. Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy110. Mr. Golf Tournament Quiet Sign Holder Upper
53. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant111. Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
54. Mr. Company Computer Guy112. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
55. Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller113. Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor
56. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy114. Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
57. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager115. Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
58. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer116. Detroit Pistons Basketball Fans

…Pure marketing genius!

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Purchase Bud Light Real Men of Genius CDs

Yep, you can purchase all of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads on CD individually (Volume I, Volume II, Volume III), or as a complete 3-CD set.

Check it out… Lots more fun Bud Light memorabilia!