You know, gangsta phraseology. (Or, as the site itself says, “Gizoogle – Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.”)
Just for laughs, here’s a sampling:
ORIGINAL #1:
“Welcome to our “official-as-it’s-gonna-get” homepage! With highlights of our adventures and full out passion for whatever it is we are doing at the moment.”
THE GANGSTA TRANSLATION…
“Welcome ta our “official-as-it’s-gizzle homepage! Wit highlights of our adventures n fizzle out passion fo` gangsta it is we is doing at tha moment doggystyle.”
WELL then, I guess there you have it!
Here’s more interesting translations & tips for transizlatin’ phrases into gangsta Snoop-speak yourself…
ORIGINAL #2:
“It’s Called “Fall Creek Falls” For A Reason…
TRANSIZILATED…
“It’s Called “-F-to-tha-izzall Creek Falls” For A Reason…”
ORIGINAL #3:
“We use the Blog Explosion traffic director and highly recommend it for anyone who wishes to increase their blog traffic. It’s FUN & FREE: BLOG EXPLOSION.”
SNOOP SPEAK…
“We use tha Blizzay Explosion traffic director n highly recommend it fo` anyone who wishes ta increaze they B-L-to-tha-izzog traffic. It’s FUN & FREE. Snoop dogg is in this bitch: BLOG EXPLOSION.”
Listen to Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius “Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member”:
More Fun Stuff With Gizoogle:
- The Textilizer lets you type in any word or phrase and have it translated in a matter of seconds.
- Under Images, you get the gangsta version of a variety of images including: Baby Buggy, Gangsta Bitch Barbie, Hozac, Ghetto Barbie, Weather Map and more.
- And here’s an urban dictionary — to help you make sense of what “those kids” are talking about!…
