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“Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer” Lyrics, Audio & Other Car Humor

Inspired by the Bud Light Real Men of Genius radio ad, “Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer”, following is a collection of Bumper Sticker and License Plate links.

First, the lyrics:

Bud Light presents… Real American Heroes
(real american heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
(mr. bumper sticker writer)
Never has one man written so much for so many. Without you the world may never have known “You can’t hug with nuclear arms.”
(i need a hug now!)
And just like you, I too would rather be fishing, or square-dancing, or even shopping
(ooh yea)
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. You said it brother.
(you speak the truth)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh bard of the bumper. Thanks to you I know it’s perfectly alright to honk if I’m horny.
(honk honk beep honk)

Listen to Bud Light’s Real American Heroes “Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer”:

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Here, you’ll find everything from unique car & driver humor to informative places to buy bumper stickers — including how to make your own license plates and bumper stickers, signs and more.

…all about Bumper Stickers & License Plates!