Gizoogle: The Snoop-Dog Gangsta Transizilator
I came across the Gizoogle Translator site the other day, and wanted to see what this Snoop Dogg jargonater would do in terms of "translating" the site you are reading right now into Snoop-speak. You know, gangsta phraseology. (Or, as the site itself says, "Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.")
Just for laughs, here's a sampling:
ORIGINAL #1...
"Welcome to our "official-as-it's-gonna-get" homepage! With highlights of our adventures and full out passion for whatever it is we are doing at the moment."
THE GANGSTA TRANSLATION...
"Welcome ta our "official-as-it's-gizzle homepage! Wit highlights of our adventures n fizzle out passion fo` gangsta it is we is doing at tha moment doggystyle."
WELL then, I guess there you have it!
Here's more interesting translations & tips for transizlatin' phrases into gangsta Snoop-speak yourself...
ORIGINAL #2...
"It's Called "Fall Creek Falls" For A Reason...
TRANSIZILATED...
"It's Called "-F-to-tha-izzall Creek Falls" For A Reason..."
ORIGINAL #3...
"We use the Blog Explosion traffic director and highly recommend it for anyone who wishes to increase their blog traffic. It's FUN & FREE: BLOG EXPLOSION."
SNOOP SPEAK...
"We use tha Blizzay Explosion traffic director n highly recommend it fo` anyone who wishes ta increaze they B-L-to-tha-izzog traffic. It's FUN & FREE. Snoop dogg is in this bitch: BLOG EXPLOSION."
Listen to Bud Light's Real Men of Genius "Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member":
More Fun Stuff At Gizoogle:
- The Textilizer lets you type in any word or phrase and have it translated in a matter of seconds.
- If you click on Samples, you can see Snoop Dogg's take on: The Ten Commandments, Barney's Theme Song, Beatles song "Hey Jude", Ben Franklin Quotes, Bohemian Rhapsody, Brady Bunch Theme, Declaration of Independence, a Donald Rumsfeld News Brief, and more!
- Under Images, you get the gangsta version of a variety of images including: Baby Buggy, Gangsta Bitch Barbie, Hozac, Ghetto Barbie, Weather Map and more.
- Finally, you can copy and paste the supplied HTML code into your own website to have the Gizoogle search box appear on your site.
Still want more?... See how two popular news sites are transizilated into gangsta Snoop-speak: MSNBC and CNN -- warning: adult language contained within!
And here's an urban dictionary -- to help you make sense of what "those kids" are talking about!...
gizoogle is a fun and magnificent translator. Gizoogle (google gangster) it translates every webpage or keywords in all languages its beta version.
hey iz lina... i waz just wundering wat " if u ever come near me again ill kick ur ass" waz in gangtaaaaa
does anybody have links to all those real men of genius ones mike has listed above.
Sup dudes n dawwgs, dis is mc hammer n u lots rrr barrre bashy, no wot im sayin. Peace up bruva
whats loveyou mean in gangstaaaa style?
xx
Ey DaWg DiS site da shizzle homeboa.....i mean we talkin bout noop dawggy dAwG nuKKaz....dat nYgga da shizzle fo reazzle homeboa....yall should check out da site i made go to urbandictionary.com aight...peace up
Bud light says that 146 real men of genius and heroes commericials were created in the last 8 years or so. Only 124 have been located by myself with the others simply not available. Bud light will email the complete list if requested but will not tell you how to get the whole collection. if anyone knows, please tell.
yo ists yo big cuz snoop do double c hollerin uall faw this off the hizzle site
What a great site!!!!! Mike or anyone with new songs can you please email them to me. Mike your list is great if you can would you email them to me? Thanks everyone - Great site
Surfing the net I came accross this site....its great. In fact until I stumbled upon it, I thought I had all the real men of genius ads. There at least a few that I do not have, nor heard. If someone has any of the following or knows where I can find them....please email them to me. I would be greatly appreciated. Also I am going to read the posts on the message board and see if I have any of the ones other people are in search of. Thanks.
1. Mr. Pro Football Cord Carrier
2. Mr. Hockey Organ Player
3. Mr. Med Tester
4. Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer
5. Mr. Really Large Body Building Guy
6. Mr. Street Lamp Buld Screwer-Inner
7. Mr. Airline Meal Chef
8. Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter
9. Mr. Civil War Battle Re-Enactor
10. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
11. Mr. Art School Model
12. Mr. Reality TV Show Star
13. Mr. High Protein Diet Guy
14. Mr. Personal Space Invader
15. Mr. Miniature Train Modeler
16. Mr. Adult Film Movie Actor Guy
17. Mr. Restaurant Food Critic Guy
18. Mr. Accordian Player Guy
19. Mr. Really Really Tight Jean Wearer
20. Mr. Guy Wearing a Poncho
21. Mr. Motorcycle Side Car Rider
22. Mr. Gansta Rapper Posse Member
23. Mr. Warehouse Shopping Club Member
24. Mr. Clip on Tie Inventor
25. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
26. Mr. Gas Station Sandwich Maker
27. Mr. In the Park Cartoonist
28. Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner Outer
29. Mr. Ghetto Car Driver
30. Mr. New Shoe Tissue Paper Stuffer
31. Mr. Wildly Guessing Weatherman
32. Mr. Oversized Fanny PAck Wearer
33. Mr. Doctor Tree Surgeon
34. Mr. Animal Husbandry Expert
35. Mr. Extra Extra Strong Glue Maker
36. Mr. Way to Much Team Clothes Wearer
37. Mr. Government Mandated Legal Copier
38. Mr. Labor Day Inventor
39. Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor
40. Mr. Egg Nog Inventor
41. Mr. Las Vegas Trip Taker
42. Mr. Mo-Ped Souper-Upper
43. Mr. Law Enforcement Cavity Searcher
44. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
Thanks again for any help finding any of the above. My email is m_cornetti@hotmail.com
Thanks Mike
yo dis be du one nd only [maorii]-[baybii]
herr chillin in ma crib doggy-stylez aye!! lol
well im out yall but klap bak nd holah latah daiiz
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i think it is very sophisticated of them to do that fo shizzle my nizzle stuff.i really dont know why i am writing this in but i felt sorry for you when it had 0 comments. but anyways i dont have anything to say about this topic