I just heard a Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ad on the radio ("Mr. Cargo Pants Designer ... is that a banana in your pocket?"), and it reminded me of the fact that there IS no better ad campaign in history than Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius" (formerly known as "Real American Heroes") radio ads. They are pure brilliance!
If you're like me, you'll bookmark this entry. Then, whenever you need a lift... have a few minutes to kill... or just need a good laugh... you'll find great pleasure in hearing these ads over and over again.
Enjoy!
Here are the full-length .mp3's for many of the Bud Lite "Real Men of Genius" ads.
Why not crack open your own bottle of Bud Light, sit back and relax while you listen to these full-length commercials online. I promise, they'll make you laugh out loud every time you listen to them!
Let's start with some of my personal favorites:
1. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
2. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
3. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
4. Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor
5. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
6. Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
7. Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 12
8. Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
9. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
10. Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
11. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
12. Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor
13. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
14. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
15. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
16. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
17. Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
18. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
19. Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
20. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
21. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
22. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
23. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)
24. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
25. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
26. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
27. Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
28. Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
29. Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
30. Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker
31. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
32. Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
33. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
34. Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
35. Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
36. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
37. Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
38. Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
39. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
40. Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller
41. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
42. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
43. Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
44. Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
45. Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
46. Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
47. Mr. Pet Toy Designer
48. Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
49. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
50. Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
51. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy
52. Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy
53. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
54. Mr. Company Computer Guy
55. Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
56. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
57. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
58. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
59. Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
60. Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
61. Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
62. Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
63. Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
64. Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
65. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
66. Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
67. Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller
68. Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
69. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
70. Mr. Taxi Cab Over-Accessorizer
71. Mr. Raise The Net Before They Kick The Field Goal Guy
72. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
73. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
74. Mr. Radio Traffic Announcer Guy
75. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
76. Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer
77. Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
78. Mr. Centerfold Picture Retoucher
...Pure marketing genius.
Want more???
Don't miss Jeremy's homemade Bud Light Parodies!
And now you can send a personalized Bud Light Real Men of Genius birthday greeting to a friend!
Purchase Bud Light Real Men of Genius CDs
Yep, you can purchase all of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads on CD individually (Volume I, Volume II, Volume III), or as a complete 3-CD set. (BudShop.com occasionally carries them -- try Item #N13919 or search for "genius").Check out the online store filled with Bud Light memorabilia!
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Ok... from that perspective, not as much of an issue. Do hospitals really require those who don't need to be sterile to wear scrubs to work? If not, that that begs the question, why are you trying to look more important than you are by wearing a uniform primarily intended for those of a higher status within your profession. If don't need to wear sterile garb, why would you?
Now I have even less respect-you are trying to flaunt a status you dont even have.
That said, I'm off to make fun of all the "Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy(s)" around here...
I am looking for Mr Chinese Food Delivery Guy. Do you have it ?? I would love to hear that one again.
Frank -
It's #3 in the above list.
But here's the link:
http://franklin.thefuntimesguide.com/2005/07/want_it_now_my.php
How about Mr indoor sun glasses wearer? Is that one out there? If not it should be.
I'm looking for Mr. Little League Baseball Father. Does anyone know where I can find it? I heard it on the radio today. It was hysterical!
i saw "meet the spartans" and i listen mr. omosexual guy or something like that? can we find it somewhere?
Hey I see you don't have Mr.Discount Suit Salesman! You have got to put that up there, unless I am blind and overlooked it. That one is epic.