Yesterday, I was sitting in the living room, reading a magazine... when I spotted something "colorful" out the window.

Here's what it was...

I don't usually do articles about celebrity news and hollywood gossip here at The Fun Times Guide.

However, in light of today's announcement that Larry Birkhead was officially determined by DNA to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielynn, I feel a little closer to this story than most.

Here's why...

[...it's a small world after all!]

Are you a military wife or a military husband?
Is your spouse currently deployed?
Do you have young children at home?
Would you like to have a life-size cut-out of your military spouse to incorporate into your daily life with your children?

...Flat Mommies and Flat Daddies to the rescue!

Okay, so it may be too late for this Father's Day, but it's never too early to start planning for the perfect gift for Dad next Father's Day.

And with pricetags like these, you'll probably have to start saving now anyway...

Every kid knows that EVERY day is mother's day, but I -- for one -- do a poor job of showing it...

Here is our online tribute to our moms -- Kay and Elouise.

WE LOVE YOU LOTS...

Yes, I know... Mom is worth more far than a buck.

But can you help it if some of the best, high-quality, professional makeup is priced reasonably enough for people like you & me (and Mom!) to be able to afford it?

I think not.

Here's a one-of-a-kind Mother's Day gift that your mom is sure to love...

Our readers have enjoyed the personalized products we've mentioned here before, including personalized M&M's, personalized greeting cards, personalized cartoon prints, and personalized U.S. postage stamps -- to name just a few.

Now, there's another great personalized product available that makes a great gift for someone you love... Roses!

Parents, you are influencing your children in more ways than you know... like when you're playing your music in their presence.

I am 100% certain that my parents were not aware of this fact.

Now, through no fault of my own, I know ALL the words to the following songs. And though I cannot carry a tune, for some reason I can sing these songs almost perfectly on key (...at least it sounds "on key" in my head).

Okay, so how many other 30-somethings can remember their parents' old vinyl record albums... and know precisely what the album covers looked like... and (if it was a 45), know what song appeared on the flip-side???

I can.

Straight from the pages of my scrapbook, here is my family tree... in photographs:

I don't know why I feel so compelled to share this particular story with others... most of whom I don't know and will NEVER know -- out there in the Internet world.

But I've come to realize that a) I've hidden NOTHING about myself or my true feelings in this blog up til this point, so why would I start now? And b) I'm sure those close to us are wondering what's up with our "inability to conceive" issues, and what our next plan of attack is.

Cut to the chase: It is likely that Jim and I will forever be "us as a couple" rather than "us as a family". And we're okay with that.