If I were upon the sea,
a (fill-in-the-blank) I would be,
and this would be my song...

Balls to you, sir.
Balls to you, sir.
Up and down the court. (for the Tennis player)

Hit me here.
Hit me there.
Twenty-one or bust. (for the Blackjack dealer)

You definitely had to "see" this yourself, to get it, but it was HILARIOUS! Every one of Cruise Director Ken's staffers dressed in costume pertaining to a different line of work. The whole group would sing the chorus together (the first 3 lines above), then ONE of them would sing and act out a 3-line verse that pertained to their costume.

Too, too funny!