Itching for sometihng to do with my free time in Orlando, I bought this very heavy, very blue, mountain bike with fat tires from Sears.

I didn't have any idea what to look for in a bike. I just knew I wanted to get out and about.

My parents raised me on Sears products, having high regard for their quality and their warrantees.

So I headed straight to Sears... (NOT a recommended move for any of you future bicyclists out there!)