I just heard a Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ad on the radio ("Mr. Cargo Pants Designer ... is that a banana in your pocket?"), and it reminded me of the fact that there IS no better ad campaign in history than Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius" (formerly known as "Real American Heroes") radio ads. They are pure brilliance!
If you're like me, you'll bookmark this entry. Then, whenever you need a lift... have a few minutes to kill... or just need a good laugh... you'll find great pleasure in hearing these ads over and over again.
Enjoy!
Here are the full-length .mp3's for many of the Bud Lite "Real Men of Genius" ads.
Why not crack open your own bottle of Bud Light, sit back and relax while you listen to these full-length commercials online. I promise, they'll make you laugh out loud every time you listen to them!
Let's start with some of my personal favorites:
1. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
2. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
3. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
4. Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor
5. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
6. Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
7. Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 12
8. Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter
9. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
10. Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
11. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
12. Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor
13. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
14. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
15. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
16. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
17. Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
18. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
19. Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
20. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
21. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
22. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
23. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)
24. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
25. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
26. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
27. Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
28. Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer
29. Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
30. Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker
31. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
32. Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
33. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
34. Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
35. Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
36. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
37. Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater
38. Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
39. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
40. Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller
41. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
42. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
43. Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
44. Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy
45. Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman
46. Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy
47. Mr. Pet Toy Designer
48. Mr. Airport Baggage Handler
49. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
50. Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
51. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy
52. Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy
53. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
54. Mr. Company Computer Guy
55. Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller
56. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
57. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
58. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer
59. Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan
60. Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer
61. Mr. Artificial Tree Maker
62. Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker
63. Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy
64. Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
65. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
66. Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
67. Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller
68. Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer
69. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
70. Mr. Taxi Cab Over-Accessorizer
71. Mr. Raise The Net Before They Kick The Field Goal Guy
72. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
73. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
74. Mr. Radio Traffic Announcer Guy
75. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
76. Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer
77. Mr. Enormous SUV Driver
78. Mr. Centerfold Picture Retoucher
79. Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman
80. Mr. Sad Country Song Songwriter
81. Mr. Selfless Club Hopping Dude
82. Mr. Forgot Her Birthday Man
83. Mr. Professional Sports Leg Cramp Rubber Outer
84. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
85. Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner Outer
86. Mr. Parade Float Driver
87. Mr. Office Party Over Hugger
88. Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
89. Mr. Indie Band Member
90. Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer
91. Mr. Giant Pocketknife Inventor
92. Mr. Forgot Her Birthday Man
93. Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
94. Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
95. Mr. Blue Aluminum Bottle Maker
96. Mr. Baseball Encyclopedia Guy
97. Mr. Airline Meal Chef
98. Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
99. Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
100. Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
101. Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor
102. Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
103. Mr. Philly Cheese Steak Maker
104. Mr. Doggy Day Spa Operator
105. Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy
106. Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy
107. Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
108. Mr. Chazz Michael Michaels
109. Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor
...Pure marketing genius.
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Purchase Bud Light Real Men of Genius CDs
Yep, you can purchase all of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads on CD individually (Volume I, Volume II, Volume III), or as a complete 3-CD set. (BudShop.com occasionally carries them -- try Item #N13919 or search for "genius").Check out the online store filled with Bud Light memorabilia!
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Found another one last week, thanks to a request someone made here about a year ago. Click my name for the link.
Yay, Mista Snake's still alive! I've been out of the RMOG loop for a year, but I'm back and mostly caught up. Care to compare notes?
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Josh, If you search On YouTube for the name for AtlantasChronicles as one word, he/she has 174 Real Men of Genius' and another 41 Real American Heroes.This is the most I've seen anywhere. I know of three salutes not on the list as his favorites point to them. Also any live clips done by Chicago WGN will not be, Chicago Tribune holds the copyrights to them. Only two I know for fact that isn't on that site are Mr. Las Vegas Trip Take and Mr. Blind Towel Giver Outter.So roughly it's about 220 clips known to exist as many cannot be confirmed to have existed...
What about the one where the guy wanted to live near mass transit in Chicago? He found a place just a few feet away from the EL tracks... It was hilarious...
I love these radio commercials. I remember hearing one a while ago about the Navy, but I can't seem to find it anywhere, do you know where I can get it?
to learn more about the thong check incident.....
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tom, i also have an obscure one i can't find. i think it was when they were still 'real american heroes' and there was an incident at a high school where the principal wouldn't let the girls wear thongs, so to insure that none of them were, she was pulling up their skirts or dresses and checking. about a month later there was "we salute you, mrs. thong underwear checker outer lady." i have searched and searched, but i can't find that anywhere.
Is there any commercials on imatating