Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

It's Cool Whip time!

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn; you'll get some.

Don't play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!