Gone Golfing... Jokes, Games & Other Golf Humor

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Today, it appears that Mr. Pig's gone golfing...

The Franklin pig has gone golfing.If you're a regular here, then you know I'm a pig-stalker of sorts on the side.

If you're just visiting, and you're even the slightest bit interested, the story starts here, then takes a few twists & turns -- follow the links.


Funny Golf Humor About Golfing
And now, for some funny golf stuff...

For starters, you can listen to two of Bud Light's Real American Heroes radio ads:

Listen to Bud Light's Real American Heroes "Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor":
Click for more Bud Light Real Men of Genius radio ads - mp3

Here's some more golf humor...

Ceramic pig dressed up as if he's prepared for a round of golf.


Really Bad Golfers


...It's only cheating if you get caught!

...For the golfer who really sucks.

...Cosmic rules that seem to apply to most amateur golfers.


When all else fails, and you need to work on that golf swing, consider 'garage golfing'! Here, our friend, Mike -- a golf pro -- is sharing some golf tips with Jim and Lynnette's brother.Did you know?...

There are roughly 27 million golfers in the world.
Their average gross score: 107 shots.
80% do not achieve a handicap of less than 18.
--The Golfers From Hell


Golf Jokes


The Golfer's Prayer:
Lynnette, Jim and Kay telling jokes in the golf cart.Now I lay thy club to ball
I pray the hole thy ball will fall
If I should die lacking one last hack at it
I pray thy Lord will take a whack at it
But if thy Lord should somehow blow it
I've seen Your club
Oh God, don't throw it!


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8 Comments

Ken said:

if your looking for this comedy bit called "The Golf Game" By Jeb and Cousin Easy go to this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g9WO95Lza4

Carole Barnes said:

I am looking for a cap with the Golfaholic Anonymous logo. Can you tell me where to buy one, I tried the link next to the logo and it goes to a carttalk site. Thanks

Lynnette said:

Hi Carole -
I've changed the link you mentioned.

Plus, here's a link to golfaholics hats:
http://www.golfoholics.com/cart/shop/category.asp?catid=2

Chryste Horton said:

I am desperatly in search of an old comedy skit where a woman is telling her husband about the game of golf. Of course this sounds like it should be "X"rated, but it is simply about the game of golf. I cannot remember who does the skit (the name of the man and woman) nor do I remember the exact name of the piece. With that inacurate amount of info is there any way you have an idea of what I
am talking about? HELP!!!

Jim Hoffman said:

The title is "The Golf Game" I am looking for it myself. It was done by a man and woman. I think she was called Fat annie or Chubby Annie. They also did a skit called "The Pool Game" I would like to find them as well.

sam said:

lol you play golf and i didnt know if you had ever hears these comercials but they are halarious im gonna send you one of my favs thats newer.

Suzie said:

Heard men of genius clip on the radio, it was so damn funny. It was about a guy that invented the big golf club. Know where I can find it?

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